My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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