yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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