i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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