ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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