where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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