where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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