Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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