are you still at the devil's house?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
third nipple confirmed
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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