I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
