Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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