How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
i think im in europe. pls send help
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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