I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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