"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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