He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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