just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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