my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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