How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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