Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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