Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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