i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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