how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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