His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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