Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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