But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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