It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She needs sedatives and a leash
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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