On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Bring me that man meat
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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