i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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