This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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