"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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