she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You took a bar mat shot.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
This is classic penis vs brain.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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