i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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