But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He? As in you personified your dick?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
