YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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