You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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