My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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