Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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