Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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