Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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