Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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