i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
