Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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