do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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