He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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