So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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