And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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