I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My bed smells like the plague
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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