I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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