Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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