He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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