I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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