Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I party with great urgency now.
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