there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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