i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Randomize
