dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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