Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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