you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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